'The theater exploded with laughter': 30+ Moviegoers who couldn't resist shouting at the screen

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    What's the funniest thing you've heard shouted in a movie theater?
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    Lukos1123 Was watching inception, second night out, there was a power failure in the planning scene. Pause then emergency lighting comes on and a guy down the front jumps up screams "IT WAS ALL A DREAM" and runs out of the theater.
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    Nguyener A guy yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs when the credits started rolling from the first Mortal Kombat movie. It sounded just like the original voice. I was like, seven years old at the time, but I will never forget it.
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    Joon01 Went to a midnight showing of X-Men 3 a few years back. Sat through 15 minutes of previews, the production company logos started and seemed all wrong, too ritzy for X-Men. Sure enough, we were watching The Da Vinci Code.
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    A hail of boos and popcorn fell in the theater. Somebody started making shadow puppets on the screen. A minute later, an usher came in to tell us they'll take care of it quickly. Just as he started to talk, a guy in the front row stood up, turned toward the crowd, threw his fist in the air and shouted, "Let's eat his heart!" The usher left and came back with the manager to deliver the message.
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    abd897 When I went to see the opening midnight screening of Revenge of the Sith the theatre was unsurprisingly packed with fanboys (including the usual lightsaber wielding diehards). About 5 minutes in, movie gets muted and one of the employees asks If a little boy was in the theatre because his parents were looking for him. The crowd
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    of fanboys start yelling saying they didn't care and booed the employee out of the place. Right before the movie gets unmuted someone yelled "I GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT FOR THIS ?!" and the crowd lost it for about a minute.
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    0... While watching mirrors, during the scene where Amy Smart rips her own jaw off my buddy shouted "why the long face?". Everyone went from being grossed out to laughing their off pretty much instantly.
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    cposs One or two people started clapping at the end of Spiderman 3, and the 250+ lb man behind me shouted "Don't even start that That was the only entertaining thing I had experienced for 2 hours.
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    50% [….. I was watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and the first scene that reveals the aliens some guy goes II ALIENS?!?!?" and throws his popcorn and leaves the theater. reply to 2 or 3 people: I live in Indianapolis, so I do not think you were that guy.
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    istguy At the end of "The Fellowship of the Ring" (Frodo and Sam walk off to Mordor together), somebody yelled: That ending sucked!! After a few seconds of silence, another man on the other side of the theater yelled:
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    It's a trilogy, you !
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    mr_marmoset Twilight (or one of the sequels, I can't remember.) - when Edward Cullen takes his shirt off in the sun in some Mediterranean city and he sparkles. This guy, obviously dragged there by his gf, just screams "ARE - YOU THIS ¡SERIOUS? . I'M GOING HOME.", then he stormed out leaving his gf in the cinema. She didn't follow him either.
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    Gouka Near the end of the first Iron man the agent guy says, "Just call us SHIELD". A guy sitting near by apparently wasn't ready for that revelation because he said rather loudly, "Hooo-leeeee Shiiiiiiiit".
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    [deleted] When I was watching Star Trek, the sound went out so I was doing the sound effects for the laser beams. When Kirk and Spock get onto Future Spock's ship and look around for controls, there's a frame where they stand with a quizzical look
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    on their face while the Red Matter ball is behind them. Someone in the back shouts out "If only we had a big red ball...." and the theater erupted.
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    ryoshi during paranormal activity 2 THE BABY! save yourself stupid
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    Wharve At a midnight showing for Scott Pilgrim there was a preview for Devil and right when M. Night Syamalan's name popped up the entire audience erupted into boos and whatnot. Then someone yelled out "the twist is at the beginning of the movie!".
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    Mister UNO The fight scene in Matrix 2, when Neo is fighting hundreds of copies of Agent Smith. At the end of the scene when Neo flies away to escape someone shouted "WHY DIDN'T HE DO THAT AT THE START OF THE FIGHT?"
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    n... 1. My brothers and I were seeing "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (2005). When Charlie was opening the first chocolate bar, someone yelled " !" the very second that Charlie realized the golden ticket wasn't there.
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    2. We were all at War of the Worlds, the Tom Cruise one, and it was absolutely packed. When he was sleeping, or had fallen asleep in the chair, and the aliens were about to lurk in, someone shouted "WAKE UP, TOM!" -- I thought people would be off, but everyone in the theater lost it.
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    50 [deleted] In the middle of Star Wars Episode Two, as we are suffering through ten minutes of the atrocious writing where Anakin and Padme are doing their unbelievably bad romance thing, Anakin spoke the line "Do you feel this pain I feel?" (in response to the pain of... I don't know. Being in love or
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    some () and some wag in the back of the theater said loudly but dryly "We all do!" and everyone lost it for a while.
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    [deleted] Me and my friends saw the midnight screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and at the end when Harry says, "We've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have..." my friend yelled out, "NOSES!" and the theater exploded with laughter.
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    Tikay I'm assuming that all theaters have some version of the "don't talk during the move" preview. AMC (in Phx, AZ) has one where there is people talking, cell phones beeping, someone laughing and then a baby crying and the announcer says "Please don't ruin the move by adding your own soundtrack"
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    Every time we take a friend of ours to the theater, he has the tendency to yell at the screen "Will someone turn that baby off"
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    JMango After the movie started and the theater was dark a girl came in holding some concession stand stuff and yelled "Marco!". Another girl near the back yelled "Polo!" and the first girl walked up to sit with her friend.
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    [deleted] My boyfriend took his little cousin to see Mulan. When Shan Yu (or whoever the bad guy is) is picking apart a girl's doll to understand the village he's about to destroy he says something like "Besides the little girl will be wanting her doll back" BF's cousin gasps in outrage "He's not going to give the doll back!"
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    catscanmeow During the new JJ abrams Star trek, there is a scene where spocks mom gets killed. During that scene someone yelled "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY... |!" Everybody in the theatre laughed, and It was on mothers day which made it all the more special.
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    [deleted] At the beginning of one of the Pirates movies, I think it was maybe the second one, there was this big THX logo thing (I think they did the sound) and it was demonstrating its awesomeness by playing lots of different recognizable sound clips from other movies THX has done. Except there were no piratey sounds.
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    Right in the 2 seconds of silence after it, some guy goes, 'Yarr?' It was awesome.
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    Ithica Watching Dragon Wars. Friend: "I have a concussion (he really did) and I can tell this movie is || Random dude in theater: "It really is."
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    kleiner352 I went to see the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie, big mistake. About 2/3 of the way in the power went out in the theater briefly (it was storming) and as the projector cut and there was nothing someone said "This is the best part by far!" Everyone seemed to agree and nodded sadly. I walked out soon after.
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    fliffnight not exactly shouted during a movie, but it happened in one. a buddy of mine went to see one of the harry potters, tripping of course, with some friends dressed as generic wizard type characters. a 5 year old boy walks up to one of them and shouts one of those basic
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    harry potter spells, prompting the guy to raise his wand to the kids throat and calmly say, "do you want to do this?"
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    BabyCakes615 I was about fifteen minutes into a showing of Titanic when a guy ran into the theater and yelled, "Guess what? The ship sinks!"
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    50% [deleted] There's a scene in one of the X-Men movies where Xavier and Magneto go to visit a young mutant. Well, it was a flashback and in the scene Xavier could still walk. Theres a point in the scene where it is very quiet and they go in for a close up on Xavier's face. Right when this happened I couldn't help but yell out "ENGAGE!" in a fake British accent.
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    SlightFigureOfSp... Seeing the midnight release of Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix. It was before the previews had even started, so the lights were on in the theater, and it was packed with all kinds of Harry Potter nerds in costume and the like. A theater employee rolled through the middle of the
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    theater with a cart filled with snacks to try to sell to everyone, and some guy yells out in an excellent British accent, "I'LL TAKE THE LOT!" Everybody died of laughter. Harry Potter nerdiness FTW.
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    [deleted] At the end of Inception, "You got to be kidding me." Loud enough so that the whole theater died laughing.
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    norris528e Also in Harry Potter 6, at the end when everyone is lighting up their wands for Dumbledore, i whipped out a lighter.
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    [deleted] I went to go see New Moon in theatres, when the title came on, this guy stood up and said quite clearly, "Wait, this isn't Star Wars!". Then marched out of the theatre.
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    womannequin at the end of Adam Sandler's animated movie, "8 crazy nights" everyone was literally in silence walking out of the theatre. No one was saying anything. And then, finally, someone just shouted it...
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    "I can't believe I paid $8 for that II Ya had to be there.
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    [deleted] After a trailer for Cowboys and Aliens was finished, someone deadpanned, "Wait...that was real? I was waiting for a huge 'Jk! LOL!' to flash up! What the I?"
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    a... I dont know how many comments this will get considering not that many people shout in theatres. I was on a school trip to the movie theatre to see "The Pursuit Of Happiness" with Will Smith. Him and his kid in the movie went in a public bathroom and locked the door then some guy started banging on the door and I
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    II didn't even shout but I said its the dinosaurs!" because he got his son to imagine dinosaurs before they went in. whole theatre laughed for like a minute
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    [deleted] When Attack of The Clones came out my brother went to the midnight premier. When "A long, long time etc." came on screen at the start he shouted "Oh man, it's a rerun!"
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    Back in college, we often got free tickets to a movie before it was released. But you had to get there early to get tickets. We just got tickets for everything. One day I went there, and they were showing "Sense and Sensibility".
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    So, all these college age students were watching some Victorian love story - and people were yelling like it was an inner-city theater showing a midnight horror movie. Things like "Don't go in there - he loves you more!" Totally mock getting into the movie.
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    Finally, after a sweeping epic scene of the landscape, and being someone bored, I finally had to chime in. I yelled: "This movie needs a dinosaur!" Everyone just was silent for a half second, as if they seriously contemplated it, then a lot of nods and agreements soon followed.
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    And to this day I still contend that that movie, yes, could have used a dinosaur.
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    Ronald Donald I was seeing the movie "Blimp" about the Hindenburg disaster. Right as the blimp was going down some guy yells "that's gotta hurt!". It was hilarious.

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